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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

And we’re the Luke… Game Lu… Luke Lumps?

I’ve got a national treasure in my pants.

fuckin. dan. humphrey.

WE DID IT!

why are you laughing

calling him kind was really more of a formality

That’s what I get for following directions.

She was asking for it, dressed like that.

STRANGER! I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED… hannah. oh.